This Is My World

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

phukers:

4/20 more like 1/5

80% of my friendships on tumblr
me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*
ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

shamwowzers:

School tomorrow more like fuck me with a pair of scissors 

uriepunk:

my yearbook quote is gonna be ‘shrek is love, shrek is life’

itshuntermoore:

so apparently in my neighboring city they’re calling in a special task force

you know why?

there’s a massive feral cat colony and they won’t leave